In my end-of-the-day, work-on-Libertarian, never-ending
project list, I called the NV Elections division to ensure
we are on the ballot in the state for Presidential elections
and any other meandering election down to local dog catcher.
There are no deficiencies. We are fine.
In fact, the kind rep transferred me to the appropriate
party directing me to thus on the website:
http://nvsos.gov/elections/party/parties.asp LIBERTARIAN PARTY
Constitution/Bylaws (PDF)
P.O. Box 94554
Las Vegas, Nevada 89193
Website: www.lp.org
(No names were listed so this will be corrected - lookout
Debra it's you AND Jim!)
Then RIGHT next to it this perked my curiosity:
SUPERHAPPY PARTY
Constitution/Bylaws (PDF)
Mahgum Eric Thorson, Executive Director
6313 Pedley Avenue
Norco, CA 92860
Phone: (714) 757-6221
Email: neurosciencelikeswomen@yahoo.com
http://neurosciencelikeswomen.tripod.com/index.html[Unknown LJ tag] Scroll over... it's a hoot... here's a quick
cut/paste of their platform complete w/ pumpkins, witches
and brooms, comical houses... this guy is really serious...
he reminds me of some of my former one-hit-wonder dates in
Silicon valley...and the side bars just kill me... after a
long day this was just what i needed but OMG he's
really... well... I wonder if he's a former
Scientologist actually...
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Welcome graphic
We will condition all heterosexual males to like women
better, to want to marry women, and to want to give women
more wealth and to buy every woman a house!
We like women and we want women to have more
wealth and education and we want classes
to ensure that heterosexual men will give women respect and
that heterosexual men will give women more wealth, assets,
and property!
We want heterosexual men to give women
more money, more wealth, and support women
in getting more evolving scientific education.
We want 100% of all women to get advanced evolving
education, including PhDs, MDs, and/or law degrees.
The salute of the Superhappy Party is:
We want to create the most intelligent and scientifically
evolving world ever.We want every woman and every man to
live in tremendous wealth.
We want every woman and every man to have more money, more
houses, more assets, more property, more wealth, more
advanced scientific education, etc.We want every woman and
every man to live in so much wealth that every woman lives
like a wealthy queen or princess with artificial
intelligence robotic servants and every man lives like a
wealthy king or prince with artificial intelligence robotic
servants.
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He then repeats IN SPANISH and goes ON... including the following under points of view -
6) All judges, lawyers, district attorneys, and police officers will be required to get at least one PhD in an academic field of psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, neuroscience, and/or behavioral neuroscientific conditioning and an additional PhD, MD,and/or law degree.
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS NEED TO STOP MAKING PEOPLE "FEEL BAD" AND STOP GIVING "REPRESSED EMOTIONAL FEELINGS!"
There shall be no more courtrooms that make people "feel bad" by accusing them of being guilty with a "mean looking" district attorney that makes you feel bad (gives you an unpleasant neurostimulus and an unpleasant memory). Courtrooms shall be superhappy environments designed to have huge happy faces everywhere and these neuroscientifically trained PhDs (instead of mere judges and lawyers that have no neuroscientific PHD
Happy Hump day!